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MEMOIRS OF KOLO KRAKPO (Certified Kolo)

Who be Kolo?

MEMOIRS OF KOLO KRAKPO (Certified Kolo)

My name is Krakpor Yeweyewe. The name Krakpor means someone who has lived longer than his ancestors.  Simply put in Pidgin English “The person don tay for but if life”. There are certain words I have come to discover that it is best understood when you write or speak it in Pidgin English. For example, if I say “I ran away when there was trouble”, it will not carry a lot of weight but if I reframe it and say “I fade as the kasala burst” then those who understand Pidgin English will know what I meant.

Well, I am not here to write about English lectures. We are about to enter into the world of a certified Kolo. There is a big difference between Kolo and madness.

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Madness na person wey dey use him own hand cause him own madness or na Wizo (witches) loose the nut wey make am normal and carry am disappear but Kolo na inborn traits of abnormal or erratic behavior wey something. Everybody get Kolo but E come depend on the level of the Kolo. If the Kolo small, the misbehavior can be handled but if the Kolo plenty, then e don become spiritual problem. Person wey dey Mad no dey conscious of the situation but Kolo know say him dey Kolo.

There are different types of Kolo syndrome and some are:

  1. When Kolo dey perform for front of crowd and dem dey laugh – Na comedy meaning all comedians na commercial Kolo. Forget say dem dey wear fine clothes for stage.
  2. Oga for office wey take unnecessary shouting as contract for him staff – Na official Kolo.
  3. People wey dey make the same mistake every time and expect better result na Serial Mumu.

Kolo wey start and the person no fit come out na madness state e don dey enter so.  The mechanism of operation for person wey Kolo be say, the nut wey dey control normal behavior don dey loose small small. When the person get back himself, the nut go tighten back. If that nut loose from the bolt, then come fall off mean  say problem don come. Yawa go come gas when Doctors no come see the type of nut wey go fit that bolt. Madness don start. Na for there you go know say manufacturer own and Ladipo or Alaba own dey different.

I don show the ground and so the stories of my small Kolo life go begin dey roll out.

The next topic una go hear na how my Papa send me go Ajebo  school because e want make I dey speak like him friends children. How that one go take happen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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