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1, Jan 2021 08:37 AM
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THE VOICE OF AN ANGRY NIGERIAN GOAT....

By Desmond Ekwueme

Posted  31 Views updated 6 days ago

"Some people are behaving like me in Nigeria over common cow....Yet they describe all nauseating acts as me. I'm even more reasonable than them

"Ironically, as a nation, Nigeria doesn't produce a tin or sachet of milk for export or foreign exchange despite all the noise about cow.

"I have decided to take their positions since they have lost their minds...leaving their seats to go about chasing cow and discussing about cow as if it is the most important thing about life. I now comfortably occupy their seats...hence I insist that I'm more reasonable and honourable than they are.

"Great nations that make huge forex by or through milk production and exports don't destroy their citizens because of cow or allow cow to destroy their farmlands or cash crops. They need the cow just as they need the farmlands and the cash crops for more forex.

"There is a Yoruba adage that says, I cannot bow or prostrate or kneel down to cow just because I want to eat cow meat or drink cow milk.

"But I dare ask them, is cow the only animal in the country? Is cow the only edible animal in the country? Is cow meat sweeter than mine? Or is it because I'm not violent nor harm people? Is cow the only animal that produces milk? Or are they merely hiding under the excuse of cow to destroy the country?

"Very soon, I will lead my fellow goats out of Nigeria to relocate where we are better valued. I will advice fowls to do same...and even all the fishes in Nigerian waters to equally seek honour, dignity and pride elsewhere "


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