Warning

By Desmond Ekwueme

Posted  25 Views updated 13 days ago

The storm is planning to make the birds starve....but the eagle teaches her eaglets how to weather any storm. Little wonder, the eagle is the only bird that flies unhindered during a storm.

The Abiku (Ogbanje) child is planning on how to return again to the great beyond...but it never knew that it's parents had concluded plans to stop it from dying again.

The okro decides to grow above it's owner...but it never knew that it's owner has decided to bend it to his height and cut it to size to harvest the fruit for a delicious soup.

The yam is planning not to be smooth irrespective of the strength behind the pounding....but it didn't know that the pistol and the woman holding it held a meeting earlier and decided that there won't be a single piece of yam or seed in the meal. It's operation crush.

The old woman planning to make a feast of vegetables didn't know that the vegetables were planning to make her relocate permanently to the toilet.

The second wife is planning on how to insult and make jest of the marks on the body of the first wife.....but she didn't know that they were not tribal nor birth marks. Rather they were marks of the incessant beating and whipping from their husband. The cane was not thrown away. It was kept for her.

The tortoise was laughing at his captors who were contemplating throwing him into a pool of water....but he never understood that there are two types of waters....until he saw a pot of stemming water with hot vapour oozing....and he started begging. But it was too late.

The young beautiful lady keeps flaunting her beauty and always making jokes of dry bones each time she sights an old woman....but she forgot that the weather is meant for all. There is time for everything. Time to shine and time to dim.

Are you planning anything funny against anyone or group of persons or region or the society or the masses or the youth or any ethnic group or persons of a particular faith? Remember, God hates and punishes people who play god or gods....more so, man proposes but God disposes.


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